Nicolas Hoffmann

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 121: Commando (1985)+

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s acting range, from mercenary killing machine to mercenary...

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 120: Dirty Dancing (1987)+

This week we explore my obssesion with the glory that is Patrick Swayze, I mean, that two people that hate...

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Mission Briefing: Casino Royale (2006)+

This week on Mission Briefing, we welcome a new Bond and say good-bye to an old one; RIP Roger Moore....

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 118: Good Burger (1997)+

This week we stomached something that Loren Michaels couldn’t, both Kenan and Kel. We watched Good Burger (1997), did Abe...

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Mission Briefing: Die Another Day (2002)+

This week we say goodbye to Pierce with one of the worst concieved Bond movies of all time, Die Another...

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 116: The Core (2003)+

This is a disaster of a disaster movie. It is honestly terrible. It is the only time I can think...

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Mission Briefing: The World is Not Enough (1999)+

The only thing I need to say about this movie in order to see whether or not you remember it...

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 114: The Guyver (1991)+

What we have here is the confluence of two wonderful topics, terrible flicks and movies only Matt Quinn has seen....

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 113: Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (1995)+

In honor of the March 24th Release, we return to the classic that, when I was a young and impressionable...

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 111: Hellboy (2004)+

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned Ron Perlman has the greatest voice ever. We watched Hellboy, wait,...

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