Myopia: Defend Your Childhood We watch the movies you grew up with, you know the ones. The ones that you were so close to, that you no longer even see the problems with them when you look closely. Do they hold up? Can you defend your childhood? Every week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we put another little piece of your past on trial. Did you binge on pizza watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cowabunga!)? Watch animated classics like The Land Before Time in your pajamas, or sing along to A Goofy Movie? Was Space Jam your jam? Were you hooked on the brothers (Super Mario Brothers, that is)? We’ll watch it and give you the verdict.

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - A Nostalgic Movies Podcast We watch the movies you grew up with. Do they hold up? How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

  • Episode 136: Event Horizon (1997)
    by myopia on October 19, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Well there, buddy guy, Happy Tricks or Treats! Well, if you think all the peoples around deserve a treat, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! If you prefer the live comedy, my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the movie Gargoyles (1972) at the Plaza theater on 11/2 for all of your extra boogans!! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we type in IDDQD as we [... […]

  • Episode 135: Army of Darkness (1992)
    by myopia on October 12, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hey there friend, want to help out a guy? Well, here is the ticket! Rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! If you prefer the live comedy, my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the movie Gargoyles (1972) at the Plaza theater on 11/2!  This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we hail to the King, baby! We watched Army of Darkness (1992), Are all men from the futu [... […]

  • Episode 134: Blade Runner (1982)
    by myopia on October 5, 2017 at 4:01 am

    First this! Rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! Finally, if you want to see me in person, you should see the comedy group I am in, Cineprov, as the riff over Devil Dog on TODAY as this comes out at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta (I will riff over the shorts at the beginning).  In honor of Harrison Ford punching Ryan Go [... […]

  • Episode 133: The Thing (1982)
    by myopia on September 28, 2017 at 4:10 am

    Hey all! This week we admire some practical effects and love us some mustachioed Wilford Brimley and bemulleted Kurt Russell and get in the mood for some spookier and colder weather.  Some news! There is exciting things coming to Myopia and Dudeletter Podcasting, so why not follow us on Facebook or join the Facebook Group! Follow us on Twitter @myopiapodcast! Rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! And if you are a fan of history, check out my History podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat [... […]

  • Episode 132: Ren and Stimpy (1991)
    by myopia on September 21, 2017 at 4:01 am

    This week we put on the ol’ footie pajamas and watched a Saturday Morning classic, you just better hope the parents were sleeping in. We discuss the John K and Bob Camp classic Ren and Stimpy, focusing mainly on the first two seasons, when John K and Billy West were doing the voices and John K was still on the project.  For this episode we watched episodes:  Space Madness In the Army Ren’s Toothache Rubber Nipple Salesmen Sven Hoek The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Enjoy! &nbs […]

  • Episode 131: Legend of the Drunken Master (1994)
    by myopia on September 14, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hey all! I appreciate everyone who came to my Cineprov show and hope everyone survived the storms! We are a humble nostalgic movie podcast, please share the love, join the Facebook group, follow us on Twitter and review us on iTunes! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we barely hold on. Jackie Chan fights, drink and drink and drink and fights and we fall in love with that silly man all over again. We watched Legend of the Drunken Master (1994), can you hold your liquor?  Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Thomas Panel: Daniel, Matthew and Jeremy.   &nbs […]

  • Episode 130: Spectre (2015)
    by myopia on September 7, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    We did it! After a bit longer than expected, we have done all the James Bond Movies! I know, some of you may be sad, but don’t be! The series may be completed on the main feed, but it will continue on the Mission Briefing feed! OOOOOOOOOO! So exciting! However, to the matter at hand, this week on Mission Briefing, Bond deals up so much fan service, Daniel Craig just sits around playing Goldeneye. We watched Inglourious Basterds, I mean, Spectre (2015). Who will replace Nic as host of Mission Briefing? Will Daniel Craig return? How long before Swann dies? THE SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1111!!1 Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Jon, Thomas, and Dan […]

  • Episode 129: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 - Animated Series)
    by myopia on August 31, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hello there friends! I hope you wore your footy pajamas and grabbed a bowl of cereals, we are watching cartoons today! This week is a Myopia Mornings episode and we watching the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! It spawned movies (which have reviewed three of), it spawned video games (including one of my favorite arcade consoles) and rebooted itself with the great Rob Paulsen. Radicle! Cowabunga! Reaganomics! Again, Scott, Erin and I trapse through animated bliss and catchy theme songs.  Also, if you see this when it comes out, check me out talking Myopia on ESO this week and on September 7th at Cineprov where I will be riffing on the Incredible Two Headed Transplant! Hosts: Nic, Scott, Erin &nbs […]

  • Episode 128: Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
    by myopia on August 24, 2017 at 4:01 am

    This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Pierce Brosnan was always good looking, but never got good scripts. We watched Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), you know this is a horror movie, right? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Defendant: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Scott, Erin, Matt, Abbey […]

  • Episode 127: The Rock (1996)
    by myopia on August 17, 2017 at 4:01 am

    This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch your favorite non-canonical Bond movie. You know, the maniac with the crazy base and the plan to destroy a major city, the British Secret Agent who had been thrown in prison, and the handsome American agent. We watched The Rock, who gets the prom queen? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Scott, Erin, and Micha […]

  • Episode 126: Anaconda (1997)
    by myopia on August 10, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    We did it, finally. We got to the movie that made me realize there were bad movies in the world. I was at a sleepover in 6th grade and thought this would be scary, but not only was it not scary, I laughed at the terribleness. Strange days. Anyway, this week we watched Anaconda, which, since it had Jennifer Lopez in it, the anaconda did want some, because she has buns…hon. Unfortunately, it was stymied by a pick-axe and an Ice Cube.  How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel and Zack […]

  • Episode 125: Skyfall (2012)
    by myopia on August 3, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Man, this movie seems more recent, but after the disappointing Quantum of Solace, Skyfall returned Bond with gusto. Adele sings a brassy ballad and the audience swooned. Also, a good flick.  Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Matt, Jon, Dan […]

  • Episode 124: Animaniacs (1993)
    by myopia on July 27, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hello everyone! And a special Helloooo to all the nurses…This week we start our newest spin-off and addition to the Myopia Family, Myopia Mornings. In each of these we will select a smattering of random episodes of the TV show you grew up with and give them the ole Myopia analysis. In the inaugural episode, we start the WB/Steven Spielberg classic Animaniacs from 1993, possibly the smartest and funniest kids show to date!  As season four continues, we will do a Myopia Mornings once per month! If you came just for the TV shows, there is a feed for them too! If not, enjoy this slight departure from format. I am happy to say, these projects keep our feed growing. So please, rate and review us and share! It really helps us out! Thanks! Nic   &nbs […]

  • Episode 123: Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)
    by myopia on July 20, 2017 at 4:01 am

    This week, we start Season 4 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Along with some surprises along the way, we are adding a new series called Myopia Mornings, a children’s TV spinoff and we are returning to weekly episodes and I find that Excellent!  As has been tradition, we have started the seasons with the sequels to the first episode, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but unfortunately we are out, so we are moving on to sequels of the second episode, which was most triumpant. Thus, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn what George Carlin would do for coke money. We watched Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989), what was so sinister at the Circle K? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Matthew Quinn, Daniel, and Steve &nbs […]

  • Episode 122: Quantum of Solace (2008)
    by myopia on July 5, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I know, I know, you are thinking about how bad this movie is or, rather, how much you disliked it. So, thank you for even looking. It is riddled with shaky-cam, it feels rushed, and it is not crazy or campy (so bad it is good). Yet, it is brutal and at time very real. We see the death of Bond’s humanity, quite possibly. So, we watched it, why? Because it is a Bond film, of course! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond: Experts: Steve, Dan […]

  • Episode 121: Commando (1985)
    by myopia on June 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s acting range, from mercenary killing machine to mercenary killing machine who happens to be a good dad. We watched Commando, I know I said we would watch this movie last, but I LIED. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant/Panel: Zack   Also, I would like to thank Podcast Addict for putting us in the top 10 a couple weeks ago! […]

  • Episode 120: Dirty Dancing (1987)
    by myopia on June 15, 2017 at 4:01 am

    This week we explore my obssesion with the glory that is Patrick Swayze, I mean, that two people that hate each other can make great chemistry on screen. We watched Dirty Dancing (1987), did you have the time of your life? You knew that was going to be the line, don’t lie.  How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Lauren   Panel: Thomas H, Christina, Matthew Quinn […]

  • Episode 119: Casino Royale (2006)
    by myopia on May 31, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    This week on Mission Briefing, we welcome a new Bond and say good-bye to an old one; RIP Roger Moore.  Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Thomas, Matt P, Daniel, Jon […]

  • Episode 118: Good Burger (1997)
    by myopia on May 18, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    This week we stomached something that Loren Michaels couldn’t, both Kenan and Kel. We watched Good Burger (1997), did Abe Begoda and George Clinton really have nothing better to do? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Thomas, Matthew Quinn &nbs […]

  • Episode 117: Die Another Day (2002)
    by myopia on May 4, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    This week we say goodbye to Pierce with one of the worst concieved Bond movies of all time, Die Another Day. From every cinematic misstep, including the American team of Halle Berry and Michael Madsen, to the “English Team” featuring Madonna’s fake accent and Pierce’s creeping Irishness, no wonder the franchise died for awhile.  Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Thomas, Daniel, Jeremy, Matt […]

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