CasterQuest Ep 59: Valentine’s Day Fan Fiction!

I bet you thought we forgot to get you a Valentine’s day present, right? Well guess what- We love our listeners so much we decided to surprise them with a special Valentine’s Day themed fan fiction episode! Treat yourself to three terrible fanfiction reads. And keep in mind, as ALWAYS these fanfiction episodes are NSFW and 18+ due to explicit content and adult language.

In our first story, we make politics interesting by reading:
Make America Sexy Again” by: americalovesthecockpit

In our second story, Spongebob tries to get Squidward a Valentine’s Day date in:”Spongebob’s Valentines Day” by My Animated Imagination

In our third story we travel to South Park Colorado to find out who left Cartman a mystery Valentine in:
The Mystery Valentine” by Wedjat (Southpark)

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The Pro Wrestling Roundtable Episode 45 – Love Is In The Ring

The Pro Wrestling Roundtable Ep 45Hey folks, love is in the air and in the ring as the roundtable crew take a look at couples in the ring. That’s right, with Valentine’s day right around the corner we wanted to take a look at the many great and not so great couples that wrestling has presented over the many years. Of course as always John, Richard, and Jonathan are in on the discussion as the one and only Joe Crowe joins in on a fun discussion. They talk everything from, of course, the first couple of professional wrestling Macho Man & Miss Elizabeth all the way to Dolph & Vickie while even Chuck & Billy get a mention.
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V-Day Quotes to Love or Cry By

Corrina Lawson over at Geekdad posted her 14 Favorite Geeky Romantic Quotes. Any of your favorites make the list?

From The Princess Bride:

“As you wish.”

“Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while.”

James Cameron is quite the romantic, at least in movies.

“I came across time for you, Sarah.”

“Come with me if you want to live.”

The Terminator

“I see you.”

Avatar

“Never let go.”

Titanic

The classics:

“No woman has ever been the worse for knowing me.”

The Ghost and Mrs. Muir

“Oh, that’s not right…”

–Galaxy Quest

“Walter, you’re wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”

–His Girl Friday

Television:

A few from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

“Well, uh, maybe I’ll see you around… maybe at school… since we… both… go there.”

–Xander to Buffy at their first meeting.

“Sometimes, when I’m sitting in class — you know, I’m not thinking about class, ’cause that would never happen — I think about kissing you. And, it’s like everything stops. It’s like, it’s like… freeze frame. Willow kissage.”

–Oz to Willow

“When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.”

–Spike to Buffy

 

The West Wing:

“I just want you to talk to me about it. I want us to talk about what it will mean and how we’ll make it work. I want us to talk like we’re gonna figure it out together. I want us to talk… because I like the sound of your voice. I just want to talk.”

–Danny to C.J.

 

Babylon 5

“The molecules of your body are the same molecules that make this station and the nebula outside, that burn inside the stars themselves. We are star-stuff. We are the Universe, made manifest, trying to figure itself out.”

–Delenn

From comics:

“Face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot.”

–Mary Jane, meeting Peter (Spider-Man) Parker for the first time.

“I think of Sarah. The rest is easy.”

The Dark Knight Returns (Frank Miller — I know! Who knew he was a romantic?)

Judging from the quotes, the most hopeless romantic of the bunch is Buffy’s Spike. I guess souls are over-rated.

It also occurs to me that “As you wish” and “I swear it will be done” are both quotes from The Princess Bride that should mean the same thing…except one lacks all sincerity.

Personally, my favorite romantic movie line is “You make me want to be a better man.” from As Good As It Gets. However, this list is supposed to be “Geeky Romantic Quotes” and, in my humble opinion, the list is void without Han’s “I know.” response to Leia’s “I love you.”

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone, tell the geek in your life you love them.