Myopia: Defend Your Childhood We watch the movies you grew up with, you know the ones. The ones that you were so close to, that you no longer even see the problems with them when you look closely. Do they hold up? Can you defend your childhood? Every week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we put another little piece of your past on trial. Did you binge on pizza watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cowabunga!)? Watch animated classics like The Land Before Time in your pajamas, or sing along to A Goofy Movie? Was Space Jam your jam? Were you hooked on the brothers (Super Mario Brothers, that is)? We’ll watch it and give you the verdict.

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - A Nostalgic Movies Podcast We watch the movies you grew up with. Do they hold up? How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

  • Total Recall (1990)
    by myopia on January 18, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring!  So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick! Plugs! Join <a href=”http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8942610/?ref_=ttfc_fc_wr37″>Larry</a> (our founder and comedy writer for<a href=”https://www.netflix.com/title/80128275″>MST3K season 11</a>), Candace of <a href=”http://lipsdownondixie.wixsite.com/ldod”>Lips Down On Dixie</a>, and I as we tackle <em><a href=”https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x296878″>Flesh Gordon,</a> </em>on Friday, Jan 19th and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you! Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on <a h [... […]

  • The Addams Family
    by myopia on January 11, 2018 at 4:00 am

    They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky,They’re all together ooky, the Addams Family.This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy! Join <a href=”http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8942610/?ref_=ttfc_fc_wr37″>Larry</a> (our founder and comedy writer for<a href=”https://www.netflix.com/title/80128275″>MST3K season 11</a>), Candace of <a href=”http://lipsdownondixie.wixsite.com/ldod”>Lips Down On Dixie</a>, and I tackle <em><a href=”https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x296878″>Flesh Gordon,</a>  </em>and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you! [... […]

  • Weird Science
    by myopia on January 4, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time were you couldn’t use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO’s family with a gun was ok in Reagan’s America. Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov last year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon,  and then attempt to scrub off the uncle [... […]

  • Rugrats
    by myopia on December 28, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Happy Holidays! Litterally! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch the Rugrats in The Santa Experience and Chanukah! Two Holidays are represented! Will the voices drive Nic to rage? Will the poorly constructed jokes drive Daniel to suicide? Well, that makes it just like the holidays in general! So, pour yourself some hot choco and let’s drive into Rugrats! Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle&nbs […]

  • Gremlins
    by myopia on December 21, 2017 at 4:00 am

    It’s Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetance! Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host [... […]

  • Die Hard
    by myopia on December 14, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Well now! Pour yourself a stiff eggnog and relax by the fire with this Christmas classic as smoooooooth as Bing Crosby’s smacking hand. Bruce Willis? Woo! Alan Rickman! Yesss! REGINALD VELJOHNSON?!?!?!?!? FUCK YEA! We are not entering the debate as to whether or not this is a Christmas movie, but rather, is this the greatest of all time. Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle Flesh Gordon! [... […]

  • Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
    by myopia on December 7, 2017 at 4:01 am

    “Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you’ll be in a world of Pure Imagination,” I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), he’s just straight up killing kids, right? Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as Cineprov Ruins Childhood Memories! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett [... […]

  • Sailor Moon
    by myopia on November 30, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Well hello! Welcome to Myopia Mornings, around here we like to watch cartoons and take the day nice and slow. However, today we are fighting evil by moonlight,winning love by daylight, and never running from a real fight while we watch Sailor Moon (1993-94). We watched the original Japanese with subtitles, so none of that American censorship got in the way of the action!  Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as Cineprov Ruins Childhood Memories! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace [... […]

  • Dune
    by myopia on November 23, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hello and Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you are preparing for or driving to a great meal! If not, I hope you are having a great day and we are getting you there. So we watched Dune (1984) and wow. I don’t think we could say it any better than the director himself David Lynch. “Dune, I didn’t have final cut on. It’s the only film I’ve made where I didn’t have. I didn’t technically have final cut on The Elephant Man (1980), but Mel Brooks gave it to me, and on Dune the film, I started selling out, even in the script phase, knowing I didn’t have final cut, and I sold out, so it was a slow dying-the-death, and a terrible, terrible experience. I don’t know how it happened, I trusted that it would work out, but it was very naive and, the wrong move. In those days, the maximum length they figured I could have is two hours and seventeen minutes, and that’s what the film is, so they wouldn’t lose a screening a day, so [... […]

  • Escape from LA
    by myopia on November 16, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Well there, you know how the holidays seem fun and relaxing at first, but now that they are approaching, you just want to get away? Escape, if you will? Well, in honor of that (or, you know, just reaching), this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched the CGI-tastic film Escape from LA (1996), the sequel America clamored for (?)!  Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as I riff over Santa Claus (1958) (AKA Santa vs the Devil) with Cineprov. Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x) and me as [... […]

  • Top Gun
    by myopia on November 9, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hold on to your heterosexuality, this is going to get manly. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Child, we worry whether she lost it, you know…We watched Top Gun (1986), do you feel the need? And listen through the credits. Trust me. Please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! If you prefer the live comedy, my comedy group&nbs […]

  • The Pagemaster
    by myopia on November 2, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Why, hello there! Thank goodness we’re done with that really creepy October (unless you want one more spook, than join my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the movie Gargoyles (1972) at the Plaza theater on 11/2! THE DAY THIS DROPS). So this November, we decided to go with a little bit more family-friendly theme. We picked a handful of films that I, in particular, saw as a kid. All of these make me think of my brothers and family. We watched them together or they were always on. With that, we begin with a real train wreck. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Macaulay Culkin and Christopher Lloyd made bad movies. (I know what you are thinking, but this is where I learned this). We watched The Pagemaster (1994), how would you like to curl up with a good book? Please, rate and review us on&nbs […]

  • Are you Afraid of the Dark
    by myopia on October 26, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Boo! Did I scare you? Oh good, I hope podcast descriptions don’t scare you; that would be weird. I am here to talk to you about your love for us. Please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! If you prefer the live comedy, my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the mov […]

  • Event Horizon
    by myopia on October 19, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Well there, buddy guy, Happy Tricks or Treats! Well, if you think all the peoples around deserve a treat, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! If you prefer the live comedy, my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the movie Gargoyles (1972) at the Plaza theater on 11/2 for all of your extra boogans!! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we type in IDDQD as we [... […]

  • Army of Darkness
    by myopia on October 12, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hey there friend, want to help out a guy? Well, here is the ticket! Rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! If you prefer the live comedy, my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the movie Gargoyles (1972) at the Plaza theater on 11/2!  This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we hail to the King, baby! We watched Army of Darkness (1992), Are all men from the futu [... […]

  • Blade Runner
    by myopia on October 5, 2017 at 4:01 am

    First this! Rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! Finally, if you want to see me in person, you should see the comedy group I am in, Cineprov, as the riff over Devil Dog on TODAY as this comes out at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta (I will riff over the shorts at the beginning).  In honor of Harrison Ford punching Ryan Go [... […]

  • The Thing
    by myopia on September 28, 2017 at 4:10 am

    Hey all! This week we admire some practical effects and love us some mustachioed Wilford Brimley and bemulleted Kurt Russell and get in the mood for some spookier and colder weather.  Some news! There is exciting things coming to Myopia and Dudeletter Podcasting, so why not follow us on Facebook or join the Facebook Group! Follow us on Twitter @myopiapodcast! Rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! And if you are a fan of history, check out my History podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat [... […]

  • Ren and Stimpy
    by myopia on September 21, 2017 at 4:01 am

    This week we put on the ol’ footie pajamas and watched a Saturday Morning classic, you just better hope the parents were sleeping in. We discuss the John K and Bob Camp classic Ren and Stimpy, focusing mainly on the first two seasons, when John K and Billy West were doing the voices and John K was still on the project.  For this episode we watched episodes:  Space Madness In the Army Ren’s Toothache Rubber Nipple Salesmen Sven Hoek The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Enjoy! &nbs […]

  • Legend of the Drunken Master
    by myopia on September 14, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hey all! I appreciate everyone who came to my Cineprov show and hope everyone survived the storms! We are a humble nostalgic movie podcast, please share the love, join the Facebook group, follow us on Twitter and review us on iTunes! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we barely hold on. Jackie Chan fights, drink and drink and drink and fights and we fall in love with that silly man all over again. We watched Legend of the Drunken Master (1994), can you hold your liquor?  Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Thomas Panel: Daniel, Matthew and Jeremy.   &nbs […]

  • Spectre
    by myopia on September 7, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    We did it! After a bit longer than expected, we have done all the James Bond Movies! I know, some of you may be sad, but don’t be! The series may be completed on the main feed, but it will continue on the Mission Briefing feed! OOOOOOOOOO! So exciting! However, to the matter at hand, this week on Mission Briefing, Bond deals up so much fan service, Daniel Craig just sits around playing Goldeneye. We watched Inglourious Basterds, I mean, Spectre (2015). Who will replace Nic as host of Mission Briefing? Will Daniel Craig return? How long before Swann dies? THE SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1111!!1 Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Jon, Thomas, and Dan […]

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